Wait..which one was spiderman?

cue teenage girls screaming and drooling. chris hemsworth's biceps are the size of an asian baby.

also, Ls. those of you who know what i'm talking about, you know what i'm talking about. ;)

NEWS FLASH.
there's a chat box to the right ->

...unless you're looking at your screen upside down, or your screen is upside down.

..then it's on your left.

let me know if it works ey? i tried posting, but it hasn't loaded my stuff. so maybe its biased, or it doesn't work, or it works and i just have no friends.

i need to stop talking to inanimate objects. this time it was my sleeve on my hoodie and i told it to stop getting caught in my jacket when i pulled my jacket on. turned around and there was my cousin watching me. obviously not judging me in the slightest. he even told me so. #greatfamily #hashtag #lolthisisnteventwitter #seewhatididthere #okaystop #thisisgettingannoying

TIP OF THE DAY: i can't be bothered to explain it, so i'll embed it.

bonus section: see a photo of shakira, or a photo of a horse.

Christian Porter...bam. pregnant.

he's pretty much awesome. i'm not going to embed it, but he can be found here.

the weather here's been pretty miserable lately, so i've decided to further procrastinate my assignments and make a list of top 10 things about shitty Melbourne weather (and other random things) I love.
(in no particular order):

1. beanies with ear flaps.

the multi-coloured ones are better though

2. boots.

i actually own these. :D

3. belgian hot chocolate.

$3. If you're ever in Melb during the winter, my treat. Better than Brunetti's, hands down.

4. large fleece hoodies.

5. forgetting im in a public place and feeding the postbox my mail while saying 'om nom nom', then turning around to find a 20-something year old guy behind me laughing his butt off.

true story

6. secret mail to people. (happy birthday 4 months in advance, love pepa)

i guess it isn't so secret now.

7. discovering your best friend's uni is a sister uni to yours, and hence exchange is a very possible option. :)

UoA. Shanianianianiani <3

8. free barbecues.

mm, snags

9. procrastination of all things academic and exercise related.

(photo pending)

10. oranges. and i like the smell of oranges. *boston accent*

- moose

TIP OF THE DAY: drinking lots of water is healthy for you and all, but not fun when you're comfy under a doona and you have a full bladder and the dunny's out the back in the cold.