Drum Roll Please

Epic Sandwich, and what/who is my pet, Peeve?

all will be answered soon. patience, young padawan.

Excellent Typical Weekend

Age of Empires, Battlefield 3, having tactical chicken strips before vego food, kebabs, chips, souvlakis, murder docos, Parks & Recreation with Rashida Jones and Adam Scott. 

3 days, 2 nights. 

Not going to work because the timing is horrible and we're busy anyway.

"He's in the shower." Ha, not really, I just blew your cover. 

Sorry.

Facebooking M & S because I'm stuck in an awkward situation.

Sneaky jeans and braided hair and mad jumpers and tiny shoes.

Chaddy and almost expired expiry dates.

Bottle cap necklaces.

I think we're changing from one-sided to no-sided. Does that make sense?

 I think you need a haircut. Can I touch your eyes?

Lulz

Apparently this is now my diary, since 140 characters on Twitter isnt enough. And now my number of readers have decreased such that I only an typing to myself and the odd passer-by, no doubt looking for some obtuse subject that some SEO has messed up and linked them here. But I'm getting off topic.