Grocery Shopping

I buy things when they're on sale. So if you see me buying tomato juice, celery, pepper, lemon juice and worcester sauce, please dont judge me as an alcoholic, strange lady on the bus.

I am cooking steaks, hence the sauce and pepper, i am a partial health freak and mix smoothies all the time, hence the tomato juice, i love celery and peanut butter, hence the veg, and i have a sore throat, hence the lemon.

Thanks for asking me in a snide voice if id like a large bottle of vodka to go with it. How about a large dollop of self-hatred and a pinch of depression too?

Voting

I hate voting.

I never know who to vote for, because I dont know what they stand for. I never check to see who won, and I usually dont know which party the candidates stand for. This isnt from ignorance, mind you, this is purely because I disregard the flyers that carry the general statements of 'vote **** because we're not *****' and 'vote **** because everyone else is stupid'.

I dont care what sort of apocalyse will happen if I vote the other party, I want to know why I should vote for YOU. Too many parties are slap talking other parties and not explaining why they are a good choice. It's like saying 'I'm a better person than this blade of grass.' Of course you are, but that doesnt make you a good person in general. It's just relative.

Even in high school, during debates and student council elections, 15 year olds had the sense to explain why they would be a good choice, not why the opposition would be a bad choice. If high school kids can get it right, why cant 40/50 something year olds get it?

So until it happens that parties get their campaign act together, Im voting for the party that sends me the least junk mail and saves the nost trees.

/rant.

Change, Yet Again

So i have yet again changed the purpose of this blog. It now os the excess of my twitter accounts, ie my thoughts require more that 140 characters to express. So think of this as behind the scenes and the extended deleted scenes version.

Congratulations, you have the dvd version of my life. Unfortubately though, it isnt the blu ray version, as the majority of these posts will be from my mobile. Formatting? Aint nobody got time for that.

For shorter versions, follow me on twitter, @hannahbm. For my fitness related activties, @hashtagrun.

Cheers big ears!
Xoxo