I buy things when they're on sale. So if you see me buying tomato juice, celery, pepper, lemon juice and worcester sauce, please dont judge me as an alcoholic, strange lady on the bus.
I am cooking steaks, hence the sauce and pepper, i am a partial health freak and mix smoothies all the time, hence the tomato juice, i love celery and peanut butter, hence the veg, and i have a sore throat, hence the lemon.
Thanks for asking me in a snide voice if id like a large bottle of vodka to go with it. How about a large dollop of self-hatred and a pinch of depression too?
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